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dan the bike man
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« on: March 06, 2009, 09:22:41 PM » |
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domestique services available.
if you want a fully sick back of the bunch finish, a small gap closed, a formidable pose before the race starts, a short lead out, soft pedaling turns, a square figure to draft (drift), someone to share your musettes bounty with, someone to carry the lanterne rouge, someone to (pretend) to ride the rivet, someone with a blank palmarès, a smothe square pedaler, an eternal poursuivant, someone to win the first prime then bonk, treat a long hard stage like a prologue then bonk, to have a short pull, pull back little or no time, sit on and sit in in any gruppeto, make a soft break, ride a tempo opposite to vivace, be a designated ticket collector, a master wheel sucker, someone to hit the wall first to soften you blow, someone to accompany you while you cruise to hors delai, or someone to enguage in conversation in the autobus. i am your man.
rates are negotiable based on the bounty in your musette and how many beers are offered post race.
hurry because my schedule is booking out fast.
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