I just had a brain wave that might help end all this chit chat, which is obviously jealosy.

What I suggest is this:
Anyone who wishes to be a knight-on-a-bike, submit your proposal to we ladies, and we will create a roster system, by which you will all get a turn to shine!
Remember to tell us your special talent/s (speed, wind break, flat tires, traffic control (ie quick with the drink bottle) or especially 'hot from behind'). We look forward to reading your offers. Don't phone us, we'll phone you

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P.S. Feel free to nominate someone else, and tell us why he should be a Bike Knight.
P.P.S. That was 'wind break', not breaking wind...